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Saturday, October 2, 2010

Silly Bands, Apple Goop, and Atheism

Fyi to readers- sorry all the text in this post is so BIG (it's annoying!) I obviously did something wrong, and as crazy as it drives me, I don't have time to fix it. Sorry! :)

I would like to take a moment and inform you of a beautiful, wonderful little fact.

Fall. is. BEAUTIFUL!

Yesturday, I made a DELICIOUS apple pie! Well, while it was baked like a pie, it is not very easily sliced. It's much easier to get a spoon and glop it onto your plate. Therefore, it is apple glop. Delicious apple glop!




Contest- What on earth is this silly band?Just so the whole world can know: I am terrible with silly bandz. I don't mind the fad, I don't


find it sacrilegious, brainless or idiotic. I simply find them very confusing. I couldn't tell if

 mine was an anchor or an evil baby with horns. Thank goodness, I also had a simple hippo...

(but it also looked like a pig! Was nature meant to be that flexible?)

Anyways, while biking through the park today, I found this silly band :

In all honesty, I can't tell whether it is:

a. A decapitated Santa

b. Darth Vader holding hockey pucks in his nose

c. (upside down) a tutu


d. A two-headed dinosaur





And you thought I was lying about being awful with these things?




Okay, aside from that sacrilegious, brainless, idiotic stuff... here is the song of the day :)



If you don't like classical music... get over it. No but really, there is some very exciting classical music in the world; not for the faint-hearted.

Word of the day- Preposterous what could be more satisfying, while in the midst of a heated argument, than saying "That's preposterous!" In fact, I find this entire thesaurus entry very stimulating. http://thesaurus.com/browse/stupid
Do yourself a favor and read it!





Tomorrow, I will be...

fighting valiant battles with red pens (Lit class)
being a ninja (self defense class!)
Cooking, frying, scorching, burning... learning how to use the fire extinguisher... (Home ec - no we try not to burn things :)

Observing complex life forms inside 2 week old pond-scum. And smelling it. (Bio
logy. Doesn't that smell lovely?)



If I don't see this ---->

under my microscope, I can going to be severely disappointed!















Final thought for today's post--

I am officially coming out as a math atheist.





Quotes :)

Reality continues to ruin my life. ~ Calvin and Hobbes

"Sometimes, Piglet, people like each other people just a little too much. And that's called love" ~ Winnie the Pooh

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film." -Steven Wright

"The sun will freeze and the moon will shatter, and shame will curdle the sea.
For youth is when things that do not matter,
matter terribly"